It’s Done! (Anne Stuart)

The book is done, and I worked a massive amount, writing over 32,000 words in 5 days. Alas, only three people guessed, and the winner is Robyn in Iowa, who was only 764 words off. Over on Facebook I had someone who was only 2 words off, which is pretty amazing. I did 4546 words on Monday, finished the draft on Thursday, did some revisions on Friday and then had a complete meltdown. My darling husband plied me with treats and love and affection and by Sunday I was able to jump back into the fray and whip that puppy into shape.
And it’s going the be fabulous! The ARC is for the first book in the series, NEVER KISS A RAKE, and the one I finished is NEVER TRUST A PIRATE. On top of being a former pirate, he’s half gypsy too. Yum! Plus I borrowed a bit from the Pirate Captain in Pirates! Band of Misfits which has to be the best pirate movie after The Crimson Pirate. (I have a thing for Burt Lancaster).
So Robyn, send your snail mail to krissieo@gmail.com and I’ll send you out your very own ARC!

Cheers!

Marathon Time (Anne Stuart)

It’s time. I’ve got to finish this book or explode trying. (This book being book number two in the House of Russell series, NEVER TRUST A PIRATE). Now when it comes down to the end I’m very fast. I wrote around 2,500 words on Saturday with a four hour drive in between for daydreaming. Yesterday I did 7,010 words. Your task: guess how many words I write today. Whoever comes closest, here and on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/author.annestuart will win an ARC of the first book in the series, NEVER KISS A RAKE, which is coming out in August. Take into account I’ve got to deal with the IRS via phone today, so that’ll eat up some time, and I didn’t sleep well, so I expect a nap is in the future, though I did nap at least two hours yesterday and still did over seven thousand words.
On your mark, get set, go!

Deadline Dementia (Anne Stuart)

It’s that time again. It always happens, no matter how determined I am. It gets to the very end, I’m out of extensions, and I’ve got to finish the book.
I have absolutely idea why this happens every damned time. Whether it’s a book that’s easy-peasy to write, or a book that’s giving me fits, I always end up running late.
I particularly hate to do this right now, because it’s a new publisher (Montlake, a branch of Amazon) and the second book in a series (first one comes out in August):
It’s kind of hard to tell how late this one is, because my whole contract got thrown off when my mother died last summer. I couldn’t write for a while (understandable), and then it went slowly because I simply couldn’t lose myself.
So we adjusted the deadlines, and I managed to sneak another month in, but now the deadline is looming and this current book decided to play hardball. I wrote diligently, putting in my time (which is always half the battle — applying the seat of one’s pants to the seat of one’s chair) and while all the right parts were there, it just kept failing to gel. (Is that how you spell it? Or jell?) I go water walking in the deep end of the very uncrowded pool and brainstorm, and I had my eureka moment a couple of weeks ago, when I was on time for a prompt delivery (it’s due May 15th). Unfortunately this involved rewriting everything so far. On top of that, I wasn’t happy where I was working.
I’m funny like that — I have a lovely (though currently trashed) office with a recliner, and yet sometimes I simply can’t work there. I tried the library, I tried my BFF’s cabin. I did some good work when I visited Jenny Crusie, but I still didn’t find the right place.
Finally I realized the messy corner of my bedroom was perfect: it gives me a lovely view of the town and no one comes upstairs. When I’m downstairs it’s just too easy to poke one’s head in, and I hear the clomping around, and the television, and the phone, and people at the door.
Up here I’m in the Hoarder’s version of an ivory tower. (Well, not that bad, but man, I’m cluttered). I can look out over the village (we live in a town of 700) and see the buds on the trees. I’ve fixed the problem, the book is vibrant and alive now, and it’s going to be quite wonderful.
I have the right place, the right story (finally), and I’m ready to bring it all home.
Which I’m about to do, or I will never make my deadline.
Pray for me, boys, I’m going in.

Busy Busy Busy (Anne Stuart)

March 26 is a pretty good day for vampires this year. Not only do we get a new Jeaniene Frost (TWICE BURNED) and a new J.R. Ward (forget the title but I think the most eagerly awaited gay pairing in romance history is finally coming to pass,) and Kristina Douglas’s final book in her Fallen series, REBEL, is out. You know, I’m not sure that was the smartest pen name to pick. My name is Anne Kristine and I go by my middle name, aka Krissie, so the Kristina was a no brainer. I chose Douglas as a tribute to my father and my brother, but since they both lived a life of doomed excess and died young of alcoholism (my father at 58, my brother at 40) maybe I should have chosen something a little more auspicious. Ah, well. I loved my father and brother, and I’m proud to use their name.
Cain, the hero of Rebel, would be proud too. He has a lot in common with them, though without the addictions or self-doubt or tragic end. He’s a charmer, a liar, a trickster, never to be trusted. He’s also bewitching, as my very practical heroine, the widowed, uptight, not very good psychic Martha discovers. Unfortunately Pocket Books and its parent company are in the midst of a hissy fit with Barnes and Noble (though it does sound like B&N are the ones with the hissy fit) so the book will be scarce, but you can always get it on-line. God knows I love my kindle and the fact that I can have all of Georgette Heyer and Laura Kinsale on board and it doesn’t make a dent in the memory, but good old fashioned paper is nice too.
Nevertheless, since Pocket has cold-heartedly decided it doesn’t want any more Fallen books, and Lucifer’s still MIA and things can’t be resolved till he comes back and marries a nun, why don’t you all go out and buy it and make Pocket Books hang their head in shame?
It’s been an amazingly busy time. Last month I had the lunch hour read out: RISK THE NIGHT, which admittedly would give you a very steamy lunch hour. Maybe it’s better for a cocktail hour read with some pretzel goldfish on the side. Again, another reject from the PTB, despite my great passion for it, and hey, you can’t beat the price.
ON THIN ICE was another reject: no matter how well every ICE book had done (and the last one had made 21 on the NYT list and the one before won the RITA) my publisher didn’t want any more. Much as I love them, they never did figure out the series, so I put on my big girl panties and wrote the damned book without a contract, giving it to Amazon to publish. Finally, finally it’s available in physical form for those who don’t have Kindles or don’t like e-readers, though it’s kind of pricey. Apparently these things cost a certain amount to do.
And finally we come to A ROSE AT MIDNIGHT, my very first historical (if you don’t count the period gothics I wrote earlier), it was very different. The heroine was a blood-thirsty Frenchwoman whose first act in the book is to poison the hero (she stabs him later on as well). Like all my heroes, he deserves it. It’s one of my absolute favorites, long out of print, and how it’s finally available again for Kindle and the various Kindle apps that go one all your technology. And I’m in love with it all over again
Plus I’ve gotten a rough draft of the cover for NEVER KISS A RAKE and it looks delicious.
So clearly I haven’t been just sitting on my butt. Old books, new books, romantic suspense, historical romance, novella, paranormal — I oughtta just settle down and do one thing, but I’ve always been creatively restless.
Okay, no more advertisement. Next week I’ll show you the tremendous improvement I’ve made in the pigsty of an office. Your mind will be boggled.

 

Order out of Chaos (Anne Stuart)

My house is the most appalling mess. I’m drowning in clutter, really drowning in it, despite the truckloads of stuff I’ve taken to Goodwill. Fortunately I can shut it out of my mind while I’m working, make a mental cocoon of me and the computer screen and not look beyond it, but it’s truly appalling. I’ve tried Flylady but though her ideas are good she didn’t work for me. So I’ve come up with my own plan, with ideas taken from other people (I read a lot about organizing and declutter – I just don’t do it).
I’ve got so many things on my plate (mostly things I like) that I have to start small. Obviously writing the book and getting it in on time is highest priority. (Though playing with the grandson comes a close second). I want to quilt, I want to read, I want to go swimming. There are doubtless tons of other things as well.
Here’s my plan. I’m picking one room a day, and to start with, set a timer for fifteen minutes. I may do one fifteen minute stretch, I may do two. I’ll play it by ear. I have a lovely little bluebird timer that makes me happy to look at, so I’ll use that one.
Mondays it’ll be the office. That seems to make sense — start the week getting things a little better.
Tuesdays it’s the bedroom, which is filled with baskets of clean laundry and socks that don’t match and ironing and clean linens (because my linen closet in the side of a school locker). I’ll try to do one basket a day.
Wednesday it’ll be the kitchen. The counters are so overloaded with things it’s a disaster. Problem is, I’m someone who likes to see things, not someone who prefers things put away. But I need to figure out how to put the things I want to see in some kind of neat order.
Thursday it’s the bathrooms. I clean the toilets on regular intervals (there’s this great stuff called “The Works” which takes every off — stains from minerals and hard water as well as the usual.) And I need to work on how to store the towels.
Friday it’s the living room, to make it nice for the weekend. Lots of stuff migrates there (baskets of laundry, piles of mail and magazines.
Saturday’s my sewing area, which is a total catastrophe. Saturday is the day I’m most likely to quilt, so it makes sense to do some time cleaning while I’m down there.
Sundays it’s the hallways, which get blocked with shoes and boots and stuff taken out of various rooms, waiting for where it’s supposed to go.

I like structure, which is one reason I write genre books. I like the order of them, the assurance of a happy ending, the assurance of a love story. I’m a simple soul — it’s what I write and what I read and what I love.

I’ll let you know how things go next week. Pray for me, boys, I’m going in!

How to deal with the word no (Anne Stuart

You know, as a full time writer I often find myself at odds with publishers and what they perceive as the marketplace. Sometimes they simply don’t want to spend money on something that won’t bring them a big enough return (boutique publishing) and sometimes they’re simply wrong. Many many many years ago, when I was first writing for Harlequin American Romance, I suggested that for December they change the covers (which had red, blue and silver stripes at the time) to red and green stripes and have Christmas-themed romances. The idea was poo-poohed as too expensive to change the colors and not enough interest in holiday-themed romances. (Of course that was long before someone was finally brave enough to try it and now we’re inundated with holiday-themed romances). For ten years I’ve asked to do a vampire — no, maybe it’s fifteen now. Every time I did a Christmas anthology people said I couldn’t do a vampire Christmas, that vampires were passe, that …
Well, I don’t think vampires have ever been passe, and there’ve been some great vampire and shapeshifter holiday romances.
People just don’t trust me.
I really do know what I’m doing.
I think that’s the main reason I want to be rich and famous — so publishers make so much money from me that they simply let me do what I want.
Ah, well. If wishes were horses etc.
But the great thing about electronic publishing is there are ways around all the “no’s.” The publishers said no more Ice books, so I went ahead and wrote ON THIN ICE simply because I wanted to, and gave Amazon an exclusive on it.
And when I wanted to write a spin off of the series I wrote the opening act, only to have my agents and my critique group tell me it didn’t work. But I loved it! So instead I cut it down, rewrote it and turned it into my contribution to www.lunchhourlovestories.com. As of now it’s gotten all 5 star reviews from Amazon, and I’m waiting for it to get up at Barnes and Noble and Kobo etc., but in the meantime at least I didn’t have to take no for an answer.
There are always ways to get around the word no (creatively speaking. When it comes to sex “no” means “no.”). I had a friend who loved futuristics — the world-building, the space cowboy stuff. So she simply switched to western romances (which at the time were doing well). I’ve been able to float from gothics to series romance to romantic suspense to suspense to historical romance to romantic adventure to paranormal romance to … well, anything I want. Because at the core of almost every book is a gothic/romantic suspense sensibility, even with fallen angel vampires, Regency rakes, Medieval wizards and modern assassins.
Flexibility is a good thing.
There are two things that keep me going, give me energy and hope for the future.
1. Never take no for an answer.
and
2. Never be afraid to try something new. You can turn disaster into triumph when you least expect it.

Making Things (Anne Stuart)

So in this Brave New World of publishing we no longer get to sit back, write our books and send them off. Nowadays we make ‘em ourselves. There are advantages and disadvantages to this, but I’m not going to get into that right now. I’m just going to tell you about my work.
First off, we’re trying to get ON THIN ICE into a physical book. I already made the book by having someone do the cover and giving it to Amazon to publish and getting my own copy editors. Now we’re working on formatting the cover and getting Createspace to input whatever they need to input and then coming up with a price and then uploading … it’s taken months, which astonishes me. I keep telling people it’ll be any time now, but it’s taking more than it took to write the book (which is one of my faves, btw).
I wrote it because my publisher gave up on the series, even though one of the books had won a RITA and the last book was #21 on the NYT list (one off the magic top 20). Go figure. But I love that world, so I wrote the damned thing anyway. And sooner or later people without a kindle or a kindle app will get to read it.
So in the last couple of weeks I’ve been making something else. There’s a group of authors who’ve banded together and are writing short stories — just long enough to make your lunch hour happy. They’re called (obviously) www.lunchhourlovestories.com and you have the likes of Teresa Medeiros, Connie Brockway, Barbara Samuel, and so many more I can’t even begin to name them. The ones I’ve read have been delightful.
So first I had to write one. Now I’d written the opening to what I hoped would be a new series, a spin-off of the ICE series, but my agents and friends said it was too violent and too focused on sex. Hey, what’s wrong with that? But since they all agreed I gave up.
Problem is, I loved it, no matter what everyone else said. So I took out the detailed violence (we still get the same body count) and left in every bit of the sex and gave them a hopeful happy ending. You can’t find a complete HEA in one day but you can’t have hope for one.
So I revised it and revised it. Then I asked Jenny Crusie to come up with a cover for me because it was too late to get anyone else to do one. And I think it’s wonderful even though she doesn’t. And then, God help me, I had to figure out how to upload it (myself!) to the various sites like Amazon, Barnes and Noble, epub, etc. You have to format it a certain way, and god knows I went through hoops. They kept insisting I had the title in all upper case letters, which I didn’t. We’re still going round and round, it’s awaiting review for what should be the last time (I found if I go to Smashwords they’ll do everything and put it up everywhere, but you have to jump through their hoops). So I’m counting on it being ready by Thursday, it’s official launch date. Keep your fingers crossed.
Next I have to get new covers for more of my older books, get them formatted and proof-read. Those two things were costing me close to $800 but I’ve found a way to make things more affordable. I do love seeing my older books have a new life.
And it’s going to be very interesting to see what people think of RISK THE NIGHT (the short story). It’s a lot of sex for a lunch hour, but hey, what better way to spend it.
The whole thing is a trade-off. You do more work but you keep more control over your writing. I haven’t decided which I prefer, which is good that I have a traditional contract as well as the DIY version of writing. The only problem being that it leaves out all those people who don’t like e-readers.
But someone will figure out the answer to that. Charles Dickens used to be serialized in newspapers, and I hate reading fiction in newspapers (too bulky) and hate serializations. People adapt.
Since you’re reading this I assume none of you are complete luddites. But how many of you have embraced e-reading (I do a combination of both – I even enjoy reading on my iphone when my kindle has run out of power) and how many will only read fiction in a physical book form?

Ready, Steady, Go (Anne Stuart)

Thank God it’s almost over. 2012 sucked in many ways, though there were moments of glory as well. But so many of my friends went through such buckets of crap that I’m sincerely hoping that 2013 will magically improve things. And I think the change just might.
For one thing, attitude is half the battle. If you think that 2012 was a horrible, terrible, no good very bad year, and that 2013 has got to be better, then you’ll view things with a little more equanimity. You’ll be looking for improvements, not more disasters, and bring more positive energy into the world, and with luck that will multiply.
I don’t know how many people were seriously thinking the world was going to end in 2012, but we’ve passed that as well, and I don’t know when the next Armageddon is predicted. Not for a few months, at least. Ooops, forgot the fiscal cliff. Well, it’s out of our control and up to those idiots in Washington to sort it out. Nothing we can do but vote them out next time around.
Last year I decided it was time to Reinvent my own Fabulousness, so Jenny Crusie, Lani Diane Rich and I started a blog at www.reinventingfabulous.com. And I have to say I made a lot of progress. I cut back my intake of Diet Coke from 6 to 8 a day down to one in the morning. I eschewed fast food. No sugar or desserts. More exercise, so I lost 30 pounds and kept it off. Here are before and after photos: and then
I went swimming at least a couple of times a week through half the year (until my mother died and things got thrown off). I stopped isolating — I went back to church, I took a part in a local production of Sound of Music (I’m the one in the middle) and worked hard at spending time with people. I wrote a book and a half, plus wrote a chunk on a new idea I fell in love with.
So I did many of the things I wanted to do. Found a way to work in a healthy way, socialized, lost weight, got healthier, gave up unhealthy habits.
But I slid back a little at the end of the year. And I still need to work on saying no to my children. Sorting through the challenges life throws at me. Exercise more, lose more weight.
The good thing about only losing 30 pounds is that it’s more likely to stay off. And that’s what I’ve been doing for the last decade. Losing slowly and then maintaining at a lower weight.
This year I’ll get below 200 and hit a milestone birthday.
And hell, maybe I’ll rule the world in 2013. It would probably be a better, fairer place.
So, in the end, happy new year to all. How did you manage your resolutions/determinations/plans? What have you got for this year?

It’s beginning to look a lot like … (Anne Stuart)

‘Morning, my children. We’ve got snow! We’re cutting our own Christmas tree later today, my daughter is home, the house is cleaner (it’s never clean), I’ve even done some baking. Ho ho ho.
It’ll be a quieter Christmas this year, without my mother. I’ve been doing the dance of depression, forward and back, and that includes avoiding the news. Part of me feels guilty about that. Attention must be paid.
But not right now. I will honor the losses later, when it won’t make me curl up into a fetal ball and not emerge until the new year.

I dreamed about fellow Broads Pat Potter and Maggie Shayne (aka Mort). We were wandering around a conference hotel — I often dream about being lost in a conference hotel. I think I must have unresolved issues about conferences. No unresolved issues about Pat and Maggie — they’re both fabulous.

So here’s what I’m trying to do for Christmas.
Shake things up a little. Put out fewer decorations (I usually go overboard) but more lights.
Fewer presents (finances dictate that).
Don’t take the Christmas dishes out (just the mugs) because of septic issues that can’t be fixed until spring and the ground unfreezes.
Just take it easy. Try not to expect to much or be too jolly. Count my blessings.
So it’s not a blue Christmas, but a quiet Christmas. Not to celebrate it, not to take joy in it, would be the worst kind of tribute to the unspeakable (literally) tragedy. Attention must be paid. But joy cometh in the morning.

How are you guys getting through Christmas? Is the craziness making you crazy, or are you zooming through with a zen-like appreciation? Probably a lot of that has to do with how old your kids are.

It doesn’t matter. Life, in the end, is all we have, and despite everything, life is good. Go out and enjoy it.

‘Tis the Season To Be Jolly (Anne Stuart)

Yeah, I know I’ve been erratic in my posting. That’s because, my children, I suffer from the Big D. Depression. I’ve had a perfect cocktail of anti-depressants the last few years — they got me through my sister’s death and my husband’s heart attack without collapsing, and I’ve been able to soldier on pretty well through the last few years of financial stress. But my mother’s death did me in, and I’ve been moaning and weeping and wandering around, unable to work. I’ve been a mess.
I’m beginning to see the light again, but being in the season of jolly can make things difficult. Everyone’s ‘ho ho hoing’ and I’m weeping.
Not bah humbug, though. I adore Christmas, everything about it. It’s the season of light returning to darkness (in almost every tradition) and I need the light to return to my darkness. I want joy to the world, I want to deck the halls.
I gotta be patient. I’m seeing glimmers of cheer through all the gloom, though I spent a lot of time sobbing yesterday and the day before. I’ve got a million things to do, and while a few of them are fun, lots of them are pure stress.
So I have tasks set before me:
1. Do the things I enjoy
2. Don’t do the things I think I “must” do (at least in terms of the holiday). This means only bake if I want to, shop if I want to, clean if I want to. People can find there way around the mess.
3. Try to move outside myself. Go to church (I’m an uber-liberal protestant but a believer) and look at the bigger picture. Do things to help other people instead of worrying so much about my mood.
4. In fact, don’t think about how bad I feel. It’s a given — ignore it.
5. Write a holiday story so I can totally immerse myself in the season. I really really love Christmas, and I hate the thought of losing it while things are tough. If I can go into a fictional world that isn’t contracted I can remember why I love writing and why I love Christmas.

Any of you feeling the blues? I know people don’t tend to talk about clinical depression, but hell, I talk about anything I feel like talking about. I don’t have much of a filter.

So I’m going to do my best to feel jolly. If any of you have any hints, please pass ‘em along.

I’ll let you know how I’m doing next week.